Paper Trails

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Paper Trails
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Because it's never been done before, Chinese bride Li Kuo wore a 110-pound wedding dress with a 520-meter-long (1,700 feet) train to her wedding in Beijing. She chose the number 520 because the numbers 5-2-0 are pronounced the same as "I love you" in the local dialect.

Might be just me, but seeing these long wedding trains always calls to mind a yard freshly toilet-papered by the neighborhood kids. Which is just about the least romantic thing in existence...

Last Night Was a Doozy

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Last Night Was a Doozy
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! What? How did I end up out here in a wedding dress?! I'll just slip this off, grab my booze and be on my merry way into 2012!