HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What? How did I end up out here in a wedding dress?! I'll just slip this off, grab my booze and be on my merry way into 2012!
Not saying this beauty by Zuhair Murad is the same dress used in that famous Mawwaige, just saying they're a wee bit similar, eh?
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Nothing says blushing bride like a slutty monokini.
Can't... find... the words...
I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!