Pick Up The Slack

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Pick Up The Slack
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I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!

Turning Heads

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Turning Heads
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... and most definitely stopping traffic with that dress.

Just Pretty: Oscar De La Renta

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Just Pretty: Oscar De La Renta
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I sort of really just want to touch the white skirt. SO FUZZY.

A Jersey Shore Wedding

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A Jersey Shore Wedding
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Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.

Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich. Any favorites? Or will you just be surprised if she looks as good as the girls on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? (Don't hold your breath.)

Blushing Brides

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Blushing Brides
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Come to think of it, that red glow might be from something other than bashfulness.