Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.
Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich. Any favorites? Or will you just be surprised if she looks as good as the girls on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? (Don't hold your breath.)
The owner posted this about this cluster: "My husband surprised me one day by hanging up my wedding gown in our scrapping room. The veil hangs off the top of it. It's not finished yet... still need to put up the mirrors and finish hanging up our wedding layouts."