Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
This is the cake from the wedding of Scott Everhart and Jason Welker, who planned their wedding to coincide with yesterday's release of Astonishing X-Men #51 in which Northstar marries his partner Kyle.