They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
Not sari about posting this one! (I know, I know, try not to hurt yourself laughing or anything...)
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.