Anchor Cake

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Anchor Cake
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Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.

Mercury Rising

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Mercury Rising
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Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.

... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/

Just a Hunch, But...

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Just a Hunch, But...
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Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.

The Kiss

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The Kiss
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Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!