Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.
They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.
The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!