Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.
Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.
The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!