This is the cake from the wedding of Scott Everhart and Jason Welker, who planned their wedding to coincide with yesterday's release of Astonishing X-Men #51 in which Northstar marries his partner Kyle.
Now to frost the entire thing in wasabi.
It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.