They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
One of these layers is not like the others...
Now to frost the entire thing in wasabi.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.