It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.