The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!
One of these layers is not like the others...
YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!