Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!
One of these layers is not like the others...