Wish them well or they will eat you.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
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