It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...
Wish them well or they will eat you.
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.