It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.
Now to frost the entire thing in wasabi.