I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.