I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
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