Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
How does it stay up like that?
Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!