Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.
Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.