Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.
Now to frost the entire thing in wasabi.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.