Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.