Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.