Oh Tiny Spiderman, did you hollow out the cake? You rascal!
It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...
Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good bite!