Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/
It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...
Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!
Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.