Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.