I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...