Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.

It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...

I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.

The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!

Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.

Now to frost the entire thing in wasabi.

Wish them well or they will eat you.