The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!