Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.
We love Lord of the Rings and wanted something awesome but the cake people couldn't do much. So we settled with this and the figures.
Understated, yet lovely! However I think you'd better watch out or Galadriel's gonna eat all the cake.
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
How does it stay up like that?
Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!