Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.
They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!
Oh Tiny Spiderman, did you hollow out the cake? You rascal!
Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.