The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.