I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/
Wish them well or they will eat you.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
This is the cake from the wedding of Scott Everhart and Jason Welker, who planned their wedding to coincide with yesterday's release of Astonishing X-Men #51 in which Northstar marries his partner Kyle.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.