Fractured Fairytales

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Fractured Fairytales
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Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...

Pale Imitations

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CN Tower? Everybody knows that's just a wannabe Space Needle. #misplacedseattlepride

Joined in his Noodly Embrace

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This is the cake from our Pastafarian themed wedding; the officiate who performed the ceremony was a pirate.

Turtle Loves

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Turtle Loves
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Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.