Guys, guys, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. I heard that thing has some major weak spots and we're in the middle of suppressing a rebellion here...
Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.
OK, OK, my hand may have gently grazed layers one and three and that's why they're gold. But in all honesty, nobody was gonna eat all that cake anyway, right?
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!