Dezare says: "The Bride insisted it would be romantic if we didn't wear shoes during the procession. After the ceremony we were all cooling our feet in the fountain."
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
That's one way to rise to the special occasion.