That's one way to rise to the special occasion.
Dezare says: "The Bride insisted it would be romantic if we didn't wear shoes during the procession. After the ceremony we were all cooling our feet in the fountain."
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
At first glance I was like, THE BUILDING IS FLOODING, "STOP FACE-EATING AND GET OUTTA THERE!!" ... And then I was like, "oh they're under a dock."
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...