First Chance to Drop Her as Your Wife

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First Chance to Drop Her as Your Wife
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By Tiffany
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You may now toss your bride into the water.

Buoyant Bridal

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Buoyant Bridal
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You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...

High Surf?!

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High Surf?!
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WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!