Dezare says: "The Bride insisted it would be romantic if we didn't wear shoes during the procession. After the ceremony we were all cooling our feet in the fountain."
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.
You may now toss your bride into the water.
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
That's one way to rise to the special occasion.
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.