Video game analogies for those of you born in 1980+.
All rolled up into a ball of love!
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.
Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.
Two-player mode to have and to hold for as long as they have one-ups remaining.
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Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?