When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.