Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar