If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
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Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."