Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."