Honestly, stop messing around. This is a sacred day, what is wrong with you?
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar