Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?