Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.
My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
Everyone come dressed as their favorite childhood teddy!