Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
Everyone come dressed as their favorite childhood teddy!