Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."

Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!

Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.

Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.

I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.

I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!

Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar