No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.