Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
Honestly, stop messing around. This is a sacred day, what is wrong with you?
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."