If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.