Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.