Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
From Submitter Kiwibeandip:
This what happens when your dad gets bored at the wedding dress fitting and mom is around the corner.
Just proves the old adage, "every bride is beautiful!"