You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.
As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
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"The Married Man and the Sea?"
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