This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.