Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.