You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!