One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"