The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.
I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.
All aboard the Ridiculous-Dress Express!