Pull Me Plz

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Pull Me Plz
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Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.

Pick Up The Slack

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Pick Up The Slack
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I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!

Sprint Down the Aisle

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Sprint Down the Aisle
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Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.

My Baby Takes the Morning Train

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Oh great, all these cheery flashmobbers are getting in the way of my usual morning subway commute nap. BOOOO!