Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.
I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
Oh great, all these cheery flashmobbers are getting in the way of my usual morning subway commute nap. BOOOO!
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