Please Never Procreate

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Please Never Procreate
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These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.

Intergalactic Bump

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Intergalactic Bump
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So Darth Vader wears a vest and bow tie under his black cape-thingy! We all have secrets, don't judge!

The Force is Strong With These Two

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The Force is Strong With These Two
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I've always dreamed of having bridesmaids wear those super dramatic Imperial Guard red cloaks.