Well, at least these greens don't need to be groomed.
HERE'S WHERE I MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CANADIANS LOVING HOCKEY
Phew, glad we got that over with. Very cute, and coming from someone who struggles just to stay vertical on ice skates, bravo sirs and ladies!
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
As in, you're going to regret this stunt forever. Seriously, stop that right now.