The right to bear silly arms.
Because speaking words is sooooo 20th Century.
Is this a football themed wedding? Where's the helmet-shaped cake?
Gothicbeeza says: "This is a pic from my wedding where my adult flowergirl decided to put on her best "cheese" face. To be honest, this is her normally!"
Sure bros, you jump around all you like. I'll just be here on the ground looking like a badass.