Who says you can't wear converse with a dress? Not when they're high heels anyway.
Because speaking words is sooooo 20th Century.
Why u stealin mom's clothes?
Sure bros, you jump around all you like. I'll just be here on the ground looking like a badass.
Sometimes the morning after is more interesting that the reception. GO BLUE GUY!
Is this a football themed wedding? Where's the helmet-shaped cake?