Penguins and humans should also be able to love freely! Well, assuming that the shotgun she's holding is symbolic and not coercive. Otherwise, WADDLE MR. PENGUIN! WADDLE FASTER THAN YOU'VE EVER WADDLED!
Check out more about this wacky Shotgun chapel here!
Ahhh, my home city of Seattle! We have rain, Starbucks, more hipsters than Brooklyn, and yes! You can marry a building! In fact, buildings have genders!
Oh yeah, we also have desperate attention-seekers too. So...we're actually a just like everywhere else.