Ahhh, my home city of Seattle! We have rain, Starbucks, more hipsters than Brooklyn, and yes! You can marry a building! In fact, buildings have genders!
Oh yeah, we also have desperate attention-seekers too. So...we're actually a just like everywhere else.
Since Björn and I got married last month here in NW Washington, the yellow rain boots were less of a funky fashion statement, as they were a necessity... Also, between us crafty girls, I made my wedding dress and three of the bridesmaid dresses, one gal made her own, and one made beautiful necklaces and earrings for all five of us.
Penguins and humans should also be able to love freely! Well, assuming that the shotgun she's holding is symbolic and not coercive. Otherwise, WADDLE MR. PENGUIN! WADDLE FASTER THAN YOU'VE EVER WADDLED!
Check out more about this wacky Shotgun chapel here!