Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."