Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
An Ideal Justice System
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
Need a Source for the Bottom Picture for... Reasons
I Ear They Taste Good
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