A comically over-sized bouquet. Just for you dearest.
Heaven forbid there be a gust of wind.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.
Who said you can't have a vibrant and classy wedding in Vegas? The orange is fantastic!