Heaven forbid there be a gust of wind.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Sooner or later the magic is over and it's time to walk the dog. And take out the trash and clean the gutters.
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