What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.
OMG THUMBELINA! SHE EXISTS!
Wait, perspective? What's that? Some kind of witchcraft?
This proposal comes background check-ready! In case you're just not quite sure yet.
Unless you meant it to be an engagement collar, that won't fit her 1-pixel wide fingers...