Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
Now, yesterday, and forever.
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