Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
I'll do almost anything for a Ringpop. Long live the 90s!
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.
A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.