I'll do almost anything for a Ringpop. Long live the 90s!
Well, to be honest it's kind of hard to look badass when you've got a birdcage veil on. Nice try though!
This proposal comes background check-ready! In case you're just not quite sure yet.
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.