Now, yesterday, and forever.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
This proposal comes background check-ready! In case you're just not quite sure yet.
A Transformers engagement ring! Autobots assemble! We gotta get a convoy going to this wedding in case the Decepticons show up.