Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...
Throw in the stars too or no deal.
I'll do almost anything for a Ringpop. Long live the 90s!