Bomb Disposal Ring Bearer

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Bomb Disposal Ring Bearer
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Much, much more useful than your 4-year-old nephew. Also arguably cuter?

Little Levitation

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Little Levitation
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Excitement may cause temporary weightlessness.

Hired Help

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You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.