"You are the gold cap on my tooth." "You are the saturated fat in my ding-dong." "You are the naked lady mudflaps on my hummer."

I could go on and on...

If you're going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.

skunk hat!