People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
How far into this did you get before you started crying? I made it about 30 seconds. sniff
Remember, take advantage of your talented friends.
Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!