After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.
Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."