After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
The couple that shoots together stays together.
You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
No one likes to cut a rug with the handsome young'uns more than Gram!
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.