Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
The couple that shoots together stays together.
In some ways I feel like nailing the choreography to a really elaborate number like this would be more stressful than the whole "getting married" thing.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.