Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.
The bride surprises her groom, with a song that reminds her of the first time they met. SHOOP by Salt-n-Pepa!
If ever someone epitomized the word "keeper," it's a bride who can spit old school rhymes while looking fabulous in a skirt.
You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.