World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.
The couple that shoots together stays together.
Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!